It was the season.

"Did you get me a present?"

"No, I didn't think we were doing that."

"Well, I got you one."

"Really?"

"Yes, but you can't have it."

"But thats not fair."

"Yes it is- you didn't get me one."

"Did you really get me one?"

"No."

"I didn't think so."

I love you more than i did when you were mine.

Looks like someone is choking me.